funny poetry in urdu |फनी पोएट्री इन उर्दू 

دوست روٹھے توہ رب روٹھے اور اگر فرسے روٹھے

تو ڈنڈا مار سالے کو جب تک ڈنڈا نہ ٹوٹے 

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Funny Poetry about exams In Urdu

Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya,

socha maine bohat or cheating karne ka plan banaya, 

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bathroom mein kardi maine cheating ki setting,

or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting, 

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Funny Poetry in Urdu 2 lines with images

Exam paper dekh k meri aankhon k aage andhera chaya,

kia bataon Yaroo paper tha physics or main chemistry le aaya.

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In Barshon say keh do kahen aur ja keh barsain

Hamaray wifi ko pehlay he Maot pari hoi hay 

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Funny Love Poetry in Urdu 2 Lines

Woh jo bachpan mein tafi par maan jati thy

Kameeni ab Iphone mangti hay 

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Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna,

Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na karna, 

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Funny Poetry In Urdu for students

Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!

Uski Fikar main Apney Holidays barBaad Na Karna!

 

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Shadi kia hoti hay yeh samajhnay ke lya

science daan nay shadi kar li.

Ab us ko samajh nahe a raha keh Science kya hoti ahy 

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Funny ghazal in Urdu

Kash mujhy bhe kitchen sa Ta Hayaat na ehl kar dya jay 

Qasam say kabhi nahe pochon gi ” Mujhy kion nikala “ 

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Ao Dard Banttay hain, Tum darwazay mein ungli do, 

phir mil k cheekhain martay hain.

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Love Funny Poetry in Urdu

Shukkar hay whatsapp ka urdu version nahe aya

warna last scene kijaga likha ata

AAkhri Dedaar”

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Tairay janay keh bahd waqt tham sa gya

bahad mein pata chala garri ka cell khatam ho gya tha 

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Funny Poetry in Urdu for Friends

Kisi ko sachay Dil say chaho to , pori qainaat, 

Us ki shadi kisi aur say karanay mein lag jati hay 

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Teacher: khoon kay alag alag groups kion hotay hain 

Mam: Ta k machar eak he flavour pi pi kar bore nah ho jay