funny quotes in hindi | फनी कोट्स इन हिंदी

Dhadkane tej ho jaati hai tumhe dekh ke

Isilye man karta hai aa jaun tumhe kachre ke dibbe mein fenk ke

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Funny Thoughts in Hindi for WhatsApp

Arj kiya hai 

Gulaab diya maine use ravivaar ko

Kamini chal di aage thukra ke mere pyaar ko

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Parso raat ko aa gaya main uski kabar ko chhed ke

Saali tab se roj dikhayi de rahi hai ulti latki huyi peepal ke ped pe

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फनी मोटीवेशनल कोट्स इन हिंदी

Aawaz bohot pyaari hai teri

Agar tu Aisa samajhti hai

Toh ye bimari hai teri

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Gaal tumhare gol matol hai honth tumhare laal

Jaan bhutni si lag rahi hai katwale thode Baal

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Funny quotes

Jaan kya kahu tumhare baare mein aisa jo tumhe pyara lage

Duniya mein sabse sundar chehra hume toh hamara laga

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Tumsa haseen aaj tak koi dekha nahi Maine

baat ye sarasar jhooth hai

Shakal aisi bhutni si hai teri

 jo khawabon mein bhi dekh loon tujhe 

Toh meri neendein bhi jaati tut hai

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Funny Quotes in Hindi for Girl

Kya kahu tumhare baare mein

Tumhari jagah toh honi chahiye thi 

Aasman pe un sitaro mein

Idhar tum tutte 

Idhar main duaa mang leta koi

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Tumhare aankho se nikle ishare ko jo apne dil ki lut bola maine

Tumhara dil rakhne ke liye jhooth bola Maine

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Funny Quotes in Hindi for friends

Tu khawab mein aati hai mere

Jana......Chudel banke

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Tum par Maru main tum mein aisi toh koi baat nahi

Shukr mana maine abhi tak izzat ki teri tujhe maari abhi tak lat nahi