comedy quotes in english | कॉमेडी कोट्स इन इंग्लिश

Pooja मई 07, 2022

comedy quotes in english | कॉमेडी कोट्स इन इंग्लिश

"The basic essential of a great actor is that he loves himself in acting."

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Funny quotes about life and love

"Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated." - G. B. Trudeau

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"Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back to that college life again." - Joshua Chamberlain

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Funny Quotes in English

"Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income -- which he then spends sending his son to college." - Bill Vaughn

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"Colleges don't make fools they only develop them." - George Horace Lorimer

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Funniest quotes ever

"You are the nerds who are going to make some serious bank, which is why I am here today…to marry the best-looking amongst you." - Minday Kaling

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"Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology." - Clive James

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Funny quotes about self

"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl."

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"I don't believe that the public knows what it wants; this is the conclusion that I have drawn from my career."

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Funny quotes on life

"I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it. It's the truth."

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"Wow, my friend's parents saved for 18 years, just so he can get drunk every night!"

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Funny motivational quotes

"Buddy, college is supposed to set you on your life path, but it looks like you took a wrong turn!"

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"Sometimes you just need to tell your friend to stop whining about classes and go back to bed!"

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"A real friend wouldn't let me be here!"

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Very short funny quotes about life

"My roommate sits in the corner watching me!" "Ah buddy, your roommate dropped out last month."

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"A man's true character comes out when he's drunk."

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"I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man."

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"I am for people. I can't help it."

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"We think too much and feel too little."

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Extremely funny quotes

"What do you want a meaning for? Life is a desire, not a meaning."

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"We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery."

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Funny thoughts and jokes

"I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician."

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"The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish."

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