funny quotes in english | फनी कोट्स इन इंग्लिश 

"To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid."

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Funny quotes from movies

"I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life."

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“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar

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Funny quotes about life

“Life is like a sewer – what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” – Tom Lehrer

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“The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.” – Unknown

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Funny quotes by famous people

“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.” – Mae West

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I am currently under construction. Thank you for your patience."

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Funny quotes about self

"You can't make everyone happy. You're not an avocado."

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"I never knew a single noise could actually drive a person insane, but then I had kids and realized all things really are possible."

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Funniest quotes ever

"Taking naps sounds so childish. I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses."

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"I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs per hour."

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Funny Quotes about life Struggles

"Life is like looking for your phone, most of the time it's in your hand."

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"If at first you don't succeed, fix your ponytail, and try again."

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"Some days I amaze myself. Other days I put my keys in the fridge."

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Extremely funny quotes

"I made a huge to-do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it."

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"Are you really living life or just paying bills until you die?"

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"If size really mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle."

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Funny short quotes

“You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” – Jack London

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“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” – Unknown

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Funny quotes in english for friends

“Be happy  –  it drives people crazy.” – Unknown

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“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese

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Funny thoughts and jokes

“Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.” – Jason Love 

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“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – Winnie the Pooh 

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“The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.” – Ayn Rand