Whatsapp about lines Stylish | WhatsApp status

Stop checking my last seen. Chat me when you miss me.

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Life is not a fairy-tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.

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Life is like diarrhea. No matter how hard you try and stop it. The sh*t just keeps coming.

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Not telling me something because you 

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“don’t want to piss me off” is probably the best way to piss me off.

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The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.

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You’re cute, can I have you?

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Hey There! I Am Using your Girlfriend.

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Goes into Silent Mode Please.

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Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off.

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I don’t know where I am going, but I’m on my way.

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Swag Desi But my Style is Pardesi.

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The PRETTIEST Girls Go Through The UGLIEST Shit.

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Life is Short – Chat Fast!

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Friday, my second favorite 'F' word.

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Boys too need Brain to understand girls heart

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Hey, I just met you, this is crazy

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I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.

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I should win an OSCAR for acting like I’m Busy At Work.

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Smile. It destroys who wants to destroy you.

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Don’t kiss me near your house. Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

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Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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Warning! I know karate… and some other words.

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I like having conversations with kids.

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Grownups never ask me what my third favorite reptile is.

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If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Don’t steal, the government hates competition.

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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

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Hey, are you reading my status again?

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Beer is what makes you see double and feel single.

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You couldn’t handle me even If I came with instructions.

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All my life I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of chips.

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Happiness is not in money but in shopping.

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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.