memes funny friendship quotes
“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”
—Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey), Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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.“There’s nothing simpler than avoiding people you don’t like. Avoiding one’s friends, that’s the real test.”
—Dowager Countess Violet Crawley (Maggie Smith), Downton Abbey
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Women’s friendships can be like a source of renewable power.
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True friendship is rarer than true love.
“The only way you can have a friend is to be one.”
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“It’s not true that diamonds are a girl’s best friend. It’s your best friends who will be your diamonds.”
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“Friendship is the golden thread which ties all of the world’s hearts.”
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“Some people come and make such an impact on your life that you cannot even remember what it was like without them.”
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“A friend is a good friend who knows your best stories. But a best friend has lived them with me.”
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When You And Your Best Friend Just Discussed Something Extremely Weird
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“Friendship is formed when one person tells another, “You too?” “I thought I was the only one.
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“The best discovery true friends make is that they can both grow apart without becoming apart.
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“True friendship resists distance, time, and silence.”
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Walking with a friend in darkness is better than walking in the light alone.
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“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
—Michael Scott (Steve Carrell), The Office
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“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
—Anonymous
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“I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.”
—Anonymous
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“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”
—Graham Norton
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“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
—Rodney Dangerfield
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“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
—Les Dawson
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“There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong.”
—Surgeon (Graham Chapman), Monty Python’s Flying Circus
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We are best friends. Remember that I will always pick you up if you fall…after I have finished laughing.
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Friendship should be built on the foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, and inappropriateness.
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You can have everything if you have weird friends.
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I would take a bullet to save you. But not in the head. Not in the head, but in the leg or some other part.
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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.”
—Jimmy Kimmel
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“Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.”
—Pete (Paul Rudd), Knocked Up
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“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
—Jack Handey
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Bob: “Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.”
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Peter: “I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.”
—Bob (Paul Wilson) and Peter (Ron Livingston), Office Space
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