sarcastic funny quotes on life

sarcastic funny quotes on life | rude, sarcastic quotes

“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.” – Unknown

“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.” – Unknown

Deep sarcastic quotes

“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.” – Sam Levenson

“One day you will do things for me that you hate. That is what it means to be family.” – Jonathan Safran Foer

“Everyone has this right to being stupid but well, it seems that you are somehow abusing that privilege.“

Anonymous

Dark sarcasm Quotes

“True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.“

Anonymous

“Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.” – Unknown

“Being part of a family means smiling for photos.” – Harry Morgan

rude, sarcastic quotes

“Family ties mean that no matter how much you might want to run from your family, you can’t.” – Unknown

“Congratulations on getting promoted to the job you’re already doing.”

ANONYMOUS

“I should get an award for how I’ve managed to not punch you in the face every time I see you.”

Anonymous

Short sarcastic quotes

“Pride, commitment, and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.”

Anonymous

“You don’t have to be crazy to work here. We’ll train you.”

Anonymous

“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams

Savage epic sarcastic quotes

“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” – Unknown

“I hate two-faced people. It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first.”

Anonymous

“I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room … but not too humid because. you know … my hair.”

Anonymous

Sarcastic Quotes on stupidity

“Goodbye, everyone! I’ll remember you all in therapy.” – Plankton, Spongebob

“The bell doesn’t dismiss you.” – Teachers

“The only time I set the bar low is for limbo” – Michael Scott, The Office

Relationship sarcasm quotes

“Pain is temporary, GPA is forever” – Unknown

“Appearing busy to avoid being laid off has become more exhausting than actually working.”

Tony Reeves

“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.”

Anonymous

Sarcastic quotes on myself

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson

“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.” – Unknown

“When you don’t do it, you’re lazy. When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.”

Jindřich Vobořil

Relationship sarcasm quotes

“I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work.”

Patrick Reeves

“Everybody brings joy to this office… some when they enter, some when they exit.”

Tony Reeves

“I’d have better people skills if I worked with better people.”

Anonymous