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Best friend captions funny | Short friendship captions for Instagram

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.

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Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.

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Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

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One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and be understood.

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Sometimes talking to your closest confidant is all the therapy you need. True love is finding your soulmate in your best friend. — 

Faye Hall 

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True friends are never apart, maybe in the distance but never in heart. — Helen Keller 

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One confidant in a storm is worth more than a thousand people in the sunshine. Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them. — 

--------------------------------------Candlelight Publications Close confidants are the people in your life who make you laugh louder, smile brighter, and live better. True comrades are those who meet you at your worst and guide you toward the best. A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same. — Elbert Hubbard 

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There's nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for all the right reasons. — 

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The Perks of Being a Wallflower I wanna go to the rooftops and scream, 'I love my best friend, Evan! — 

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Superbad They say nothing lasts forever; dreams change, and trends come and go, but friendships never go out of style. — 

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Carrie Bradshaw, S*x and the City the Movie Why should we make enemies when we can get the work done as friends? — 

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Once Upon A Time in Mumbai We didn't even realize we were making memories. We just knew we were having fun. — 

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Winnie The Pooh Sometimes it's easier to be mad at the people you trust. Because you know they'll always love you, no matter what. — 

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The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 

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I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

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A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

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We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

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You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post-apocalyptic death match for food.

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It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

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Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

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Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

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“Dear friend, you’re on my mind today. Everyone else is on my nerves. Love me.” — Unknown

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“Never doubt the friendship of the one who sends you all the images after an event.” — Unknown

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“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” — Arnold H. Glasow

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“A good friend keeps your secrets for you. A best friend helps you keep your own secrets.” — Lauren Oliver

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“I’m sorry, my nice button is out of order today bitch, bite me & evil eye is still available though.” — Unknown

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“When the world is so complicated, the simple gift of friendship is within all of our hands.” —Maria Shriver

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A best friend energizes your soul.

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Time may change, but the everlasting bond of old friendship never changes.

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With longtime friends, every conversation is a treasure chest of shared memories and priceless emotions.

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Changes happen to us. But the moment you meet your old friend, you start revisiting your childhood.

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“A friend is someone who makes it easy to believe in yourself.” —Heidi Wills

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True friends are the ones who don’t disappear when you face problems. Rather, they are the ones who make all your problems disappear.

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It is not about how long you know a friend, by how deeply you know them.

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Time passes by, but a true friendship always perseveres.

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“What do you value most in your friends? Their continued existence.” —Christopher Hitchens

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“If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren’t your friends.” —Marilyn Manson

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Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

-Sicilian Proverb

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Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

-Unknown

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Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.

-Charles Lamb

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Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions.

-Unknown

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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’

-A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

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"When we are called to help our friends in need, you can count on me like one two three" —Bruno Mars, "Count On Me"

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"Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista." — Christina Aguilera, "Lady Marmalade"

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"Who run the world? Girls!" —Beyoncé,"Run the World (Girls)"

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"You a bad girl and your friends bad too, oh. We got the swag sauce, she drippin' swagu" —Beyoncé, "Party"

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"As our lives change/ Come whatever/ We will still be/ Friends forever." —Vitamin C, "Graduation"

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You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.

-Laurence J. Peter

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Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.

-Unknown

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Real friendship is when you friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

-Unknown

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There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

-Linda Grayson

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We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes

-Unknown

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We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.